I believe in all the Gods, and trust none of them.
I believe in one Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church, which I no longer attend.
I believe in Twitter, Facebook, text messages, pie, and all the other tangible things people say they don't believe in.
I believe in all the things I can see, and more than a few things I can't.
I believe in evil.
I believe in good.
I believe that people are better than we give them credit for, but worse than we may hope.
I believe there is no right way to live your life, but there are more than a few wrong ways.
I believe there is sin.
I believe there is salvation.
I believe that the human experience cannot be explained singularly by science, culture, or religion, but by a combination of all three.
I believe in a thing called love.
I believe there are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in philosophy.
I believe that bad things happen to good people, that good things happen to bad people and that there is no reasonable explanation for either.
I believe that natural disasters are natural.
I believe in myself, because I can't count on anyone else to.